Soccer mom

Soccer moms are usually wearing sweaters and have long hair. If they arent hunting for after school activities to ruin her children's afternoon, she is screaming at a poor gamespot empoloyee for giving her kids a copy of gta. They think their kids are angels, and tries to keep them innocent, and by that i mean she doesnt let them watch tv at night, play video games or go on the internet because its "Full of porn and porn is bad". And to top that, she makes "healthy food" that should be something like a homemade soup or some toast, but is actually a fucking disqusting version of a big mac which is actually EVEN MORE UNHEALTHY. Dont try to drive away cause they will get your car destroyed and they will complain for a scratch

Soccer moms have a tendency to act like spoiled teenagers, because thats where their hopes and dreams died

by Densest August 4, 2017

ur mom

mom jokes usually used as a placeholder for jokes u dont have any1 4

ur mom is so fat that the doctor was ready to help her give birth

by why are u reading my name August 21, 2022

your mom

The gayest thing in the world.

A comeback to any insult. Call their mom what they call you.

Friend: Hey, look, he's wearing Speedos!
Asshole: Isn't that your mom, as she matches that attire?

by PartyCrasher547 October 9, 2022

Mom

The woman your friends have sex with.

Jack: yo I just got done doing your mom dude

Bill: I just did yours too

by chumburger February 17, 2021

ur mom is a hoe

ur mom is a hoe

hey ur mom is a hoe

by u son of a bitch October 20, 2022

mom calm

When your mamma relaxes you for something bad that happens to you.

I just got fired. I needed a mom calm, just needed to talk thing out, and now I'm ready for more!

by Ereck Flowers November 12, 2018

testing to see if my account name will show up if i post a definition to urban dictionary because my mom dosn't want me to use my real name and im to tech iliterate to make an alt acount

testing to see if my account name will show up if i post a definition to urban dictionary because my mom dosn't want me to use my real name and im to tech iliterate to make an alt acount

is when your testing to see if my account name will show up if i post a definition to urban dictionary because my mom dosn't want me to use my real name and im to tech iliterate to make an alt acount

im testing to see if my account name will show up if i post a definition to urban dictionary because my mom dosn't want me to use my real name and im to tech iliterate to make an alt acount

by Timothy Dogan May 3, 2025