Psychicspy Matchmaker

When an individual with psychic ability deems the man interested in the woman insufficient and uses their ability to find a superior sexual partner, often to the dismay of the inferior suitor. There are some skeptics, but some psychics have an uncanny sense of sexual compatibility and utmost confidence in their matchmaking abilities. Although he tried his best the loser is rejected and can only watch while the victor, a man she has never met before takes her home for a vigorous night of lovemaking.

A psychicspy matchmaker is basically a glorified cock blocker that thinks he has to protect women from one man that he has decided to hate.

by BaconMastert November 22, 2016

brandon michael stovall

The absolute most impressive guy on Earth. also means crack head

I wish i could be Brandon Michael Stovall

by asldkfhadfo9iekjh February 27, 2017

lowkey matching

When you and your friend never see each other but you are matching on Snapchat or other forms of social media

Woah Brooke and I are such good friends that we are lowkey matching on Snapchat!

by Not Brooke March 9, 2017

kaleb michael roth

The definition of badass

He's such a kaleb Michael Roth

by Tina junk cock and balls March 13, 2017

cory michael smith

#1 Ludwik the Guinea Pig fan.

Ludwik the Guinea Pig and Cory Michael Smith are fast becoming besties on social media. This is a highlight of 2016.

by giulsholfer April 1, 2017

Grudge Match

A game where two oppents line up against a wall and push each other to see who is stronger than the other by pushing the other off the wall. Hands, feet and the head are off limits, as you can only push using your torso. Usually has a result of gathering a huge crowd.

Bro, let's do a grudge match. I bet I'm stronger than you are!

by UrbanCreatornoob May 11, 2017

cage match

a scenario in which 2 guys use a double edged fleshlight at the same time.

"come over later for netflix and a cage match?"

by c*ckjugglingthundahkunt June 13, 2017