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Cum

The shit that comes out of yo dick when having seggs 😱
Women- did u cum on me yet?
Men- no
by smogsbestie November 26, 2021
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cum nipshit

a cum nipshit is someone who cant keep they hands out of their pants. commonly used in North-American slang and such.
"yo my homie a cum nipshit twin"
"nah twin she got you blushing twin this aint even you twin on foenum grave bruh eughh''
by ni double g a June 13, 2025
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Cum-Land

Cum-land. like Disney but for horny niggas
"lets go to cum-land"
"tf you just say?"
by Blow Jobs For The Homeless October 13, 2022
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Cum Criminal

An individual who surreptitiously creeps around at night and enters the homes of pubescent teens to ferociously jerk them off in their sleep and collect their semen in a burlap sack as souvenirs of his adventures, leaving the teen with sore balls, dry willy in the morning and the red ring of death.
Sandeep Singh: man, I have really sore balls, man. Must

have been the cum criminal.

James: my dad Colin, yeah, he's a proper cum criminal.
by Colin12 June 14, 2022
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cum

the sweet cold liquid made in the human testicles that is used to make tapioca
mmh cum
by cummy banana June 4, 2022
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Cum dumpster

Refers to any female who is promiscuous (slings pussy out of both britches legs) and looks dirty. Also, whores and single women who sleep with married men or nasty old men
That cum dumpster on the corner just asked me for $5 so she could buy a green pepper to make spaghetti for her 5 kids.

"Bitch ain't making no damn spaghetti"
by Caucasian persuasion July 27, 2021
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Salsa-cum

When you cum so hard it comes out spicy. Maybe you hurt yourself by cumming too much or maybe it's because of the ISTs.
Guy 1: I've been cumming to much lately and it's burning.
Guy 2: Yeah I've got the salsa-cum too since we fucked together.
by Goudaddy February 9, 2020
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