Alex

A big sexy man with a huge cock.

Usually a SEBS victim and tends to blow holes in girl’s skulls
Fuck you charlie mathie youre a bitch

“I heard alex obliterated jessica’s cranium”

by Bigjuicy07 August 1, 2024

Alex Rump

The buttocks equivalent of John Thomas (male penis).

Alex Rump my homie, I got your back (pun intended)!

by tobefree August 13, 2024

Alex Bumpus

The buttocks/anus equivalent of John Thomas (male penis).

Alex Bumpus my homie, I got your back (pun intended)!

by tobefree August 13, 2024

ALEXANDER

slow as shit at running

Alex your slow as shit and your ass shit
Alexander run faster you gronk

by 19838474y August 20, 2024

Alex Wolff as Luis Alvarez

Alex Wolff's Alvarez, from Jumanji to Oppenheimer, it's an adventure in physics man!

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Who's Alex Wolff playing in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: Alex Wolff as Luis Alvarez, it's a physics adventure bro!

by courtofowls September 5, 2023

Alex

The best person ever

Me: Omg is that Alex? He's like the best person ever!

by 0rigina September 6, 2023

alex

Alex will be your best friend, sure you'll dislike them sometimes but the next day you guys hang out like normal. He is packed with memes (especially boob memes) and most of them are very concerning but funny. He is smart but also has bad vision when looking for people. He doesn't really have crushes or looking for a gf most of the time. He's funny in many different ways. Sometimes there are girl Alex's but this Alex I'm talking about is a boy, one of my best friends. If you have an Alex in your life, don't let him go.

Friend: Is Alex the one you like?
Me: Not anymore, he rejected me.

by JellyJRD37 September 6, 2023