The Shrimp Eye

When you eat so much shrimp, your eyes turn pink.

"Why isn't Will at work?" "He called out with The Shrimp Eye . You know, from that all you can eat shrimp buffet at Jake's? His eyes look like a flamingo's ass."

by FriskyWhiskey June 10, 2018

stuck eye syndrome

When you roll your eyes so much because of all the bullshittery that your eyeballs get stuck looking up.

Thanks to all the bullshittery going on here today, I now have Stuck Eye Syndrome.

by GingerStarr February 16, 2018

Bug Eyes

People who seem to look like they have big eyes or eyelids that seem to reveal more of the eyes. Eyes similar to Gollums in Lord of the Rings.

Dude, that chick has bug eyes!

Dude 2, yeah her eyes are pretty big.

by Murasakiboy May 5, 2025

5 eyes

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by chargingvindiction4 October 8, 2022

Eyes bigger than my asshole

Similar to ordering too much food at a restaurant, “eyes bigger than my asshole” means when you’re horny and you think you can take a dick up your ass that’s larger than you can comfortably or safely handle.

This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys

I was looking for dildos the other day and bought a 3 inch thick rubber dong, I can’t even get the tip in. Guess I had eyes bigger than my asshole, that’s what I get for shopping horny.

by Sleepyyykty July 5, 2024

Whispering Eye

A passageway leading into the female reproductive system; vagina

I've had my eye on her whispering eye for a while.

by Candy Land Man March 24, 2009

Whimsical eye

Another word for ones vagina. A good wet one that takes you to another dimension.

Emily has a whimsical eye!

by Saucy bitch October 5, 2019