curiosity killed the cunt

A play on the saying; curiosity killed the cat. But in this case, a dumbass gets killed doing some stupid shit (male or female applicable).

He stuck his dick in a socket.

Shit, curiosity killed the cunt. Hands down.

by yursh22 June 19, 2017

you cunts are fucked

A definition used by the now enlightened older generation said commonly to Anyone born in or beyond 2000, who thinks they understand the world, and continues to celebrate moronic shit that will get them more fucked in this world.

EG: these drugs are great Im glad we all put in and spent our whole centrelink on them.... they should last atleast 12 hours. ..; She was so out of it that the only way she could say yes was by waving with one hand and a sour look and a tear..so we were gentle when we took turns... :she loves me.. she said so right after she wiped those guys cum off her chin and came knocking on the door because they wouldnt look after her .. :::: Those fucking dog cunt coppers got me again without a license drunk.. i misssed that bitch and her kid .. fucking cunts.. the're fucked. I tried to submit this ..and stupid errors came up.. the explination was fucking vague as fuck.. "i said.. " you cunts are fucked"

by UCUNTSRFKD May 2, 2018

Remunerated Watchy Cunt

Invigilator, scrutineer, or otherwise generally observant and compliance favouring rat who has managed to move up a notch in the world.

"I was in my exam and all I was doing was checking a Snapchat from Tyrah and the remunerated watchy cunt came over and confiscated my phone"

by anonymous November 7, 2020

Crab stuffed cunt

A person, usually a woman who is always a cunt, but on this particular occasion she is extra cranky. Most often associated with menstrual cycles.

My ex is always a fucking cunt , but today she was a crab stuffed cunt. Must be that time again.

by Shore side jimmy April 30, 2014

Fat Midget Cunt

A balding 5’2 73 yr old Scottish man.

Oh have you met dan, hes such a fat midget cunt.

by DeezN$Tz July 13, 2022

Fishy Cunt Punt

You discover a broad has a merky vagina and your buddy told you how this gal had the best pussy ever.

Friend 1: say buddy how was it fucking Amy last night?
Friend 2: You cocksucker! That whore has the stinkiest snatch. You totally pulled a Fishy Cunt Punt on me!

by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 17, 2023

ur aunt a cunt

The worse insult known to mankind. It Completely annihilates ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur gramp tramp, ur sister a mister, and ur brother a mother. It even destroys the infamous No U. Once said the user automatically becomes a god. The person who is told these words will shit their pants and die of cancer.

Max:
Jason:
Max:
Jason:
Max:
Jason :
Max: No U
Jason: That’s it you leave me no choice but to unleash the forbidden words
Max: do it fag you won’t

Jason: ur aunt a cunt
Max: *shits in pants and dies if cancer*

by Jsmahser May 26, 2018