Your Mom

An Attractive Human

Person 1; Bro look how hot Your Mom is

by anonymous February 14, 2022

duck mom

person who flew to the moon and came back in 10 years

della duck is an amazing duck mom!

by technologygreatgranny May 24, 2020

mom

Someone who takes care of you and loves you from when you were little. They don’t have to be a woman, or the person who gave birth to you. Ex: if you have gay parents, like me, never say you don’t have a mother because he’s right there. If you’re mom couldn’t take care of you and your aunt had to instead, there’s your mom! If your an orphan, your caretaker, the list goes on!

My mom is pretty good and cooking and biking.

by kihroudy December 28, 2020

your mom

the comeback for any question, comment or statement.

Person 1: Hey! Where did you come from?
Person 2: Your mom.

by queen chara February 9, 2022

Your mom

The most creative, funniest insult ever. Sure to annoy and perturb someone to the point of not even being able to keep on listening to you. Bystanders are sure to laugh at your hysterical victim. An epic pwn.

Milo: Your mom's so fat I can't e-

Hoffman: Okay, okay, I get it. Shut up, you prick!

by SqueezyPeasy March 25, 2025

Ur Mom

Joking Hazard

Me : What game are you playing?

Brother : Ur Mom

by Deffonitons February 3, 2022

Mom

Will literally do everything she told you not to do :)

Mom: stop using your phone
*literally using phone 24/7*

Mom: stop calling your friends
*calls friend for 2 hours*

Mom: don’t stay up so late
*stays up ‘til 5am*

Mom: go wash the dishes

Kiddo: I’ll do it later
Mom: DONT TALK BACK TO ME
*literally talking back and also that’s how a conversation works*

Alternate ending:
Mom: don’t give me that attitude

*literally giving “that attitude”

by Urlocalidiottt:) November 19, 2023