Dick scarred ass

The small dimples or dents located on a persons ass or upper thighs. Most common cause is from their male partner having a raging erection and constantly poking them in the ass and upper thigh while "snuggling". In many cases this is confused for cellulite.

"Hey Jim, look at that strippers dick scarred ass!"

"Your mommas dick scarred ass!!!"

by Squatchhunter April 16, 2019

dick shopper

Hot single girl talking to several dudes at once.

Susan is single again so shes a dick shopper on Tinder and OK Cupid right now

by Ho Hopr April 23, 2019

Dick sittin

The act of a girl strattling a man and having his dick in her but no up or down motion. Likely just having conversation while drinking beer in a public setting.

Babe no I didn’t cheat on you with Adrian. We were just dick sittin last night.

by Papa Jon April 25, 2019

Dick stick

A little little stick barely visible same size as ur dick

Rob: yo roger look at this dick stick I can barely see it

Roger: yo check ur pants to see if u peen is still in ur pants

by LILFADE March 7, 2019

Dick Amnesia

When a girl is so used to having dick in her life that when she doesn’t, she craves it.

“Hey I’m having the serious case of dick amnesia because that summer with John was so much fun. But now that we broke up I have nothing.”

by Ineeddick March 12, 2019

Dick-and-a-half

A very long time or long distance.

Where did we park the car? Ah fuck, it's a dick-and-a-half away!!

by Tarwen March 21, 2019

dick-jolted

feeling shocked or dazed after being confessed to from someone who did not reciprocate the feelings of attraction at first

Main man got dick-jolted after she told him her rejection of him was a mistake and that she would like start things over.

by Roronoakozo March 23, 2019