Rule 2

Rule #2: Your bass player is a useless cunt.

I can't really think of any way to use Rule 2 in a sentence, I'm sorry.

by totally not foraict November 3, 2017

November 2

National eat all of your grandma’s whole wheat bread day.

On November 2nd

• Sneak into your grandma’s pantry walking on your hands
• Take all her whole wheat bread
• Eat it with your chimpanzee leaving none left for your grandma

by wika October 27, 2019

Quick 1-2

Giving her the little one-two combo.

"Yo you gave her some Quick 1-2 action, right?"-Dude 1
"Damn right, she learned today"-Dude 2

by The Quick 1-2 February 22, 2023

2 Pack

The act of beating someone down so hard with your bare hands that their unconcious body/corpse resembles a burrito

Jordan: Ayo sista, where Amanda at?

Tyrone: She dead. 2 pack

Alex: She got 2 packed?

by SmeeveJeeve February 11, 2022

2 man

2 guys one girl

Yo bro you see that shordy let’s 2 man her

by Mr.stealyagirl June 29, 2022

SIM 2

Another word for the anus/arsehole, usually used in a humorous way. References the sim 2 slot on dual network phones. Origins unknown but a popular slang reference in Kenya, East Africa.

Johnte kwani ni nini mbaya. Unanyamba nyamba sana leo kwani ulifunguliwa sim 2? (What's wrong with you today John - you're farting a lot! It's like somebody you've had your SIM 2 opened!

by Frank_witaker October 31, 2021

August 2

It’s national incel day! If you were born on august second you’re probably a lonely incel that doesn’t go outside

person 1: hey this guy was born on august 2!
person 2: oh you don’t want to talk to him he’s probably an incel

by leonsreallycool July 30, 2021