ur mom

When you have nothing else to say in an argument

bro you’re so fat

YOUR MOM IS TOO

by Sub to FangPlaysGames May 15, 2023

Get Mommed

To perform a sexual act with a friend's mother.

Dude, tonight I'm totally going to Get Mommed by Jake's mom!

by crazycottonball October 9, 2009

Mom

Your Mom is your lifetime best friend. You can tell her anything and she always knows what to do or say. She’s known you for your whole life and probably knows you more than anyone else. Your mom is one of if not the best person in your life. Thank your mom every once in a while just for being there for you and doing what she does. Tell your mom you love her everyday. And even though you may get in fights or not agree sometimes just know she’s probably just trying to protect you and it’s for your own good. Again thank and tell your mom you love her now because one day she might not be there anymore.

I love you mom!

by Annie Maller May 8, 2018

your mom

The hottest , sexiest , freakiest chick ever. I need her phone number for medical purposes if you know what i mean ;)

Also can be used a joke among 12-year olds who didn’t hit puberty yet and think fuck/sex is a bad word.

Bro your mom is so hot , can she let me hit

by milkers inc. June 24, 2021

Ur mom

this is a very deadly insult, and many will go cry in a corner wishing their dad came home from getting the milk from this devastating insult

"ur mom'
'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa'

by ur mom actually December 30, 2022

mom

HARRY STYLES

harry styles is a mom.

by lovehalo January 31, 2021

Mom Bomb

When a mother (single or married) has reached her maximum patience limit and explodes into a devastating tsunami of fury spewn obscenities for the sole reason of being heard and being felt. A child's worst fear is lighting the mom bomb.

Kids: (arguing loudly and disagreeing with guidance from their mother.)
Mother: "Dude, it's about to get fucking real. Yep. Mom Bomb's about to go off!"
Kids: begin trembling

by D. Kilo May 2, 2019