Life

something that should've ended 3.85 billion years ago

girl 1: what's the meaning of life?
girl 2: dat should've ended long ago, my friend

by thisishowiyee November 4, 2017

The meaning of life

The meaning of life is to waste it and die.
That’s it. That’s all.

Person one: what’s the meaning of life?
Person two: to waste it and die.
Person one: what?
Person two: you heard me right.

by bored person on urban dictiona September 26, 2020

life in the old dog

I am old but full of life, or I try to be

You are too old. Yes I know but there is still life in the old dog yet

by Felanko July 9, 2018

life

ummm life is the thing the u live with with out it u die period t

i hate life i wish i could die

by i chockrd on a potato April 22, 2020

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

hard knock life

When one is expecting reward, only to receive punishment.

Instead of treated, we get tricked
Instead of kisses, we get kicked

Me: Hey Mom, I took out the trash.
Mom: Oh good, now you can go dig for the recipe you just threw out.

Me: What hard knock life.

Me: Hey game developer, I found this crazy duplication exploit. As proof of concept, I duplicated a few items.
Developer: Market saturation! Permaban!
Me: Reporting bugs in this game is a hard knock life.

by Masogir November 5, 2019

No Life

When you become so engrossed in a video game that it becomes your life.

"The first person to beat the World's Hardest Game without dying must've had no life."

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 12, 2021