Slashed my tires

(v.) To cut someone off in mid sentence or argument by interrupting them with a response that stops their thought process cold.

Dude, I was making a point in class the other night and my professor broke in on my shit and totally slashed my tires.

by mhibma October 5, 2005

my eyeballs are floating

My bladder is full, I need to pee.

I drank too much water at dinner and now my eyeballs are floating.

by spycer July 16, 2014

Lick My Balls

Also known as LMB, It is a phrase used in times of disagreement, anger, annoyance, or just a pure sparkle in a sentence.

Monica: Hello

Roula: Lick my balls.

or

Them: They dont want you to suceed

Me: Lick My balls

by Rouka June 23, 2016

woody in my sweats

a boner in the sweat pants

at least its comfortable

by cock smack May 11, 2003

respect my authority

bitch, shut the fuck up and do what i say

once i kick this guy in the nuts he'll respect my authority

by Eric Theodore Cartman September 20, 2003

excuse my french

Expression used before using foul language, usu. to warn the listener.

Excuse my french, but that motherfucker is one bitch-ass cocksucker.

by benny September 5, 2003

rofl my wofl

a mix between rolling on the floor laughing, leggo my eggo, and shut up you losers for typing in rofl when you beat some n00b's ass in a MMORPG, FPS, or other online game

wtf? rofl my wofl 455-h073!!

by WarmCola December 23, 2003