Down to fart

When You get caught in class asking someone if they're DTF (down to fuck) and you want to troll and lie to your teacher so you say it actually now means down to fart.

DTF doesn't mean down to fuck, mam... It's Down To Fart!

by Jesusprice11 September 8, 2016

extreme farting

Excessively loud, long-lasting, or powerful flatulancefarts, usually over the course of several minutes.

Sometimes Hillary Clinton goes into a fit of extreme farting after eating a can of baked beans.

by Java Johhhhhhh September 4, 2016

Brain fart

When you forget something really important.

Teacher: yes, gertrude?
Student: never mind, brain fart😟

by _.duhitsme._ August 10, 2016

fart button

A crude term for the "butt-hole".

Guy A-"Hey, I fucked the hottest girl last night after we left the bar!"
Guy B-"Stuff it up your fart button Jim, I saw the hog you left with."

by mfaded July 27, 2016

Waffle Fart

A waffle fart is something you call someone who is square (boring) and you don't want around you.

I don't want him to come, he's a waffle fart.

by ChrispyJay January 18, 2018

Raw Fart

Raw Fart

When you fart so raw that Gordon Ramsey has to come in the bathroom to bitch-slap you off the toilet and yell “THATS’S SO FOCKING RAW”

Casual person: Ew, that smells like a raw fart
Gordon Ramsey: ITS SO FUCKING RAW

by Alfy Squigglebottoms January 20, 2018

Fart and Dart

The act of coming into a meeting, saying something controversial (and sometimes idiotic) and then leaving with the others to deal with the ramifications of your verbal stink.

Those fuckers from the government; they came in and did a "fart and dart" - and I have to live with the consequences!

by yoSco January 23, 2018