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January 2

National STFU day. On January 2, being a chatterbox and gossiping shall be punished with being forced to eat british food, a fate worse than death.
Sam: Hey Tom its January 2 and you just gossiped, take this beans on toast!
Tom OH NO JUST KILL ME PLEASE
by We can officially be friends. December 12, 2025
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Robot Rumble 2

Wow I love Robot Rumble 2! Very fun game!
by we heard from him again December 14, 2025
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Your boredom is so infectious and vindictive, you create a relentless version of the standard qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm. That feet of boredom is absolutely astonishing due to the fact that this is such a complex combination of characters with your level of boredom could only be uncovered with. This is it. The final qwerty variant. You are the epitome of boredom and in a state of purgatory. Your boredom had reached its maximum, and rewards your creativity with endless possiblities. THE FINALE.
hey uhhh how bored r u?
1\234p5o6i7u8y9t0r-e=wqa/s.d,fmgnhbjvkclx;z'.

whoa wanna hang out
by Bxrry December 21, 2025
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Describing bodily fluids.

Number 1 is urinate.

Number 2 is defecate.

Number 3 is ejaculate.

Number 4 is diarrhea.

Number 5 is crying.

Number 6 is vomit.

Number 7 is bleeding.

Number 8 is doing two or more at the same time.

The shape of the numbers actually give glue to the action.
I went to the toilet to do number 1 and 2 after I did number 3 with my bestie. After eating some bad fish I had to go do number 4. My stomach was so sore is was 5-ing. The fish made me sick so I 6 so many times that I 7. Next thing I know I’m 8 doing 4, 5 and 6 at the same time. So I did Number 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. 😂
by Jetson123 December 23, 2025
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To be the same as another, without actually ever meeting them.
I’m surprised you never heard of him, you’re basically the same side of 2 different coins. Maybe you guys will stick like glue.
by Jussnene December 31, 2025
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2 Week Minecraft Phase

A period of time where you and your friends suddenly get the urge to start a new Minecraft world
Dude we should hop on Minecraft together
It’s probably just gonna be another 2 week Minecraft phase again
by OmegaWilly January 1, 2026
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Operating a 2 stroke

When a woman’s boyfriend can’t last in bed
Jamie has a lot of pent up anger she is operating a 2 stroke
by Rocheman4280 January 1, 2026
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