dick weed

Any person usually a male who insist in makein his presence known where ever he goes usually resulting in everyone think hes a complete douchebag.

Dickweed: wow im the best beer pong player ever

Group: wow this fuckin kids a god damn dick weed.

by jr3117 September 10, 2006

Dick-wap

the act of slapping someone in the face with a penis-like object

Friend: Dude, whats that mark on your face?
Dude: Oh yeah, i got dick-wapped last night

by ANOL May 1, 2016

Dick fingers

Someone who fumbles every thing he picks up, catches and gives to anyone. Dick fingers shows up at the bar, in a football game, making a sandwich - everywhere you can imagine.

Dave: Hey Bob, pass the salt.
**Bob drops the salt shaker everywhere, ruining everyone's food**
Dave: You fucking Dick Fingers...

by The-Observatory.net March 15, 2005

DRIPPY DICK

What you catch when you fuck a nasty bitch with out a rubber

PJ Caught drippy dick from fucking everybody but his wife.

by ANONYMOUS January 27, 2005

dick boobs

boobs nipples that are so long that they look like a dick

that girl has dick boobs

by jumping tree October 27, 2007

dick fuck

Someone who is ignorant and stupid. No longer welcome at gatherings or events.

Hey Tina, you hanging out with that kid ramone? That kids a fucking dick fuck.

by Kelly P., Crystal A. December 24, 2008

dick drip

1.that last bit of urine or sperm caught in your pants.
2. Someone who reminds you of a wasted drop of urine.

OMG! Chris is such a dick drip.

by Keith Harrell-Steward June 29, 2005