The most handsome man with the most beautiful smile. He will sing songs such as "Hungry Arms". He is a sensitive soul, but his outwardly manly exterior keeps his walls high. He is a kind man, with the most beautiful green eyes (not blue). If you ever meet a John Wade on a corner make sure to shut your eyes if you don't want to fall for him. His singing is pretty terrible, makes a banging vegan cheese sauce and he always pops the toilet seat down like a true gent. He is funny, but not as funny as a small Jo. He is a man of many talents. He gets distracted by shiny things occasionally and takes an age to pick a film. He is very very hard working. If you find a John you should know how lucky you are.
by Guitarjo April 30, 2022
by punic man October 04, 2021
by Outrages November 29, 2016
john no fun is a annoying smelly man who likes to say no a lot, the saying no fun started in 2014 at a family dinner table as they smacked here knifes and forks on the table yelling WHERES MY DINNER to a bunch of women making dinner.
by uknown9919394933&3& November 24, 2023
I've been John af today. Woke up at 5am. Did a five mile run... and consumed a balanced intake of physical and spiritual nourishment.
by chillydayswarmnights June 03, 2024
"Donald Trump is the gayest fag I've ever set eyes on!"
"Yeah, he's a total John Gaylord"
"WTF does that even mean?"
"Yeah, he's a total John Gaylord"
"WTF does that even mean?"
by John_Gaylord March 29, 2016
A simple man with simple tastes. He enjoys petting his dog, salami tacos, chicken strips, Netflix and long walks by the river. He always tries to go to bed on time and never goes to parties.
by Jessie Young February 03, 2018