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john

a term to insult a person who has john in their name, usually said to people who hate being called john.
A: Hi John
L: STOP BULLIS 😭😭💔💔
example 2:
A: bully si john diba aija?
L: TRUUU
by aijaiaiaiaiaiaaiaiaaaaaaaa October 9, 2023
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John Headache

The inventor of the headache. Created when John Headache tried to think too hard in 1882. We hate this guy and his cursed invention.

Remember people, we were supposed to live a world free from thought. Thinking only makes brain sad and hurty.
"my head hurts wtf"
"You are likely experiencing a headache. These grievances were created by one John Headache. You have him and only him to blame. Stop thinking immediately to reduce harm."
by TheRatEmpire November 8, 2023
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John 3:16

John 3:16 BSB: "For God so loved the world that He gave His one and only Son, that everyone who believes in Him shall not perish but have eternal life."

Jesus loves you! :)
If you are wondering if God loves you, look at what John 3:16 says! The Lord God loves you!
by Mr. Anonymous 2 June 11, 2025
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John Peters

An extremely nice guy with blue eyes and brown hair with blonde highlights and bits of grey as you can tell he is 6 ft 4 and ready to mingle and not in ways you may think.For example he knows the whole air cadets drill Manuel off by heart and can recite every word to you.
by Jude the dude June 5, 2025
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The John Cena

When you got one hand in her cooter and one in her tooter and you flip her over so fast she kisses her own ass.
The other night I did the John Cena on a girl and the next day she called her chiropractor.
by Muddcutie February 18, 2022
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Jolly John

The best person on the InteNsify Charts discord server. Also has a 55 inch penis. Mega Chad.
Zay: My opinions are so shit, I wish I could be a chad like Jolly John
by Persons31j February 13, 2019
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Straight John Porkin’ it

When you flicker jelq whilst wearing a John Pork Mask
Cristian: ‘I’m straight John Porkin’ it’
Toby: ‘Me too big boy’
by StraightJohnPorking December 3, 2024
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