Thumb eater 

Someone who has a weird obsession with eating things that a not food such as thumb and other stuff of that matter

Friend: ew why is your brother trying to eat that cup?

Friend 2: I don’t know he’s such a thumb eater

Thumb eater by Yeety yacht December 31, 2020

Kinky eater 

Kinky eater is when you enjoy eating so much until you’re so bloated. And you have to undo your button

Andrea is such a kinky eater

Kinky eater by Mdushyer January 6, 2021

Vegetable eater 

A dumb ass that wants to be healthy because they can’t handle the SWEETNESS OF CANDY

Holy shit I think that retard is a vegetable eater

Vegetable eater by Tammy lov candyyyy January 9, 2021

Weed Eater 

Someone who is always high as fuck, even when they’re not smoking weed.

Lucia: Did you see Mark? He’s such a weed eater
Jasmine: I know you did not just reference something from Veggietales
Lucia: No you dumb bitch, a weed eater so someone who is always stoned
Jasmine: Ahh I gotcha now

Weed Eater by flamboyanceannoyance January 29, 2021

Loud Eater 

Someone who rudely eats really loud, and doesn't respect basic manners. If you're a loud eater, you do these things.

1. Always eat and chew with your mouth wide open.
2. Talk while chewing.
3. Slurp whenever you drink a beverage.
4. Loudly bite your spoon or fork when using it.
5. Every time you open your mouth, loudly take a deep breath.

6. Get a good nice "ahhh" whenever you finish sipping your beverage
7. Burp at least a few times.
8. Lick your face and fingers to get all the food off it. Napkins are for losers.
9. Every time you put food in your mouth, loudly drop your silverware so it makes a "bang" on your plate.
10. If you're having soup, let plenty of it drip down into your bowl so it sounds like a nice waterfall.

If your date is a loud eater, it's probably a safe bet you don't want to go out with them again.

Loud Eater by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx February 1, 2021

Glue Eating Jaw 

Is a term to describe people who have a tiny little baby mouth with a mammoth of a chin like that shit head Jay Leno, This tiny little mouth is perfect for inserting the head of a glue bottle and the inside of their mouth is big enough to hold many bottles of glue.

Look at that cuck Richard he's got a real glue eating jaw

Glue Eating Jaw by Little shit head named Dale February 8, 2021

Pudding Eater 

Someone who is so self centered that if they visited you in the hospital they would eat your pudding cup without asking.

George came over yesterday, raided the fridge and then took a shit in my bathroom. What a pudding eater.

Pudding Eater by TheCatStanzas February 13, 2021