Penis Fly Trap

A step down from being "Pussy Whipped"; refers to when a man who does not have the freedom to do as he pleases on account of the pussy being so damn good.

"Hey man, wanna throw some g's at the club with us?"

"Nah, I gotta stay home. My psychotic wife is putting out tonight."

"Shit man, she's got you in a penis fly trap."

by UglyRussianJew January 10, 2017

Penis Fever

When a girl has sex with a guy, and then is hooked on that guy for a real long time

The Main bri: I just had sex with this girl and she doesn't want to leave me alone.
The nigs friend: Bruh she has Penis Fever

by Aguytryingtohelpout May 21, 2017

douglass penis

Absolutely massive

Rumor has it that douglass penis is so big that he walks in the room and his dick walks in 5 minutes later.

by Rossman08 August 22, 2021

Penis

An either long or short substance attatched to the crotch of a human body used for Peeing, Jerking Off, or cumming and sex.

Jeremy has a very short penis

by I wanna have sex with Jessica May 12, 2020

shrew penis

a man who has a shrew penis

that boy Javon'te got a shrew penis!

by Shrew man January 20, 2020

Randy's Penis

The greatest penis to make fun of and joke about

Hey Kev, I took a shower last night and Randy's Penis was inscribed on the mirror.

Kevin heard Randy's Penis slapping the walls of his wife's pussy while Kevin was going downstairs for a midnight snack.

Kevin struck Randy's Penis with his oddesy putter while Randy was about to putt.

by All Axcess Landscaping December 30, 2024

Penis Tingle

A phenomenon one gets when a stock contained in the Zack Morris Index begins to climb as stated by @MrZackMorris himself. One does not have to see it happening to experience the Tingle.

I experienced a penis tingle when $STRN went to $15 today. I stopped working out and checked my account to find that my balance had doubled. Zack called it yet again.

by Skank_Bacon January 5, 2022