Turns off Stove

This phrase is used when one is so attracted to someone else that they would give up food for them.

Boy 1: Holy shizzle she's lookin fine.
Boy 2: Get some.
*eye contact*
Boy 1 & 2: Turns off stove

Girl 1: He. Just. Took. Off. His. Shirt.
Girl 2: Turns off stove

by The_thee_theee April 2, 2017

hands off policy

an idea where a friend or a sibling cannot fiddle with the girl that you desire

he applied the hands off policy when they were together

by Call me Babes 1-800-FuckMyButt April 6, 2017

Falling off the roof

A euphemism for anal sex

Chris: I've still got a limp from falling off the roof

by UKn0wWhatsUp September 6, 2017

peace me off

Is the Mexican way of saying, "piss me off".

Joo peace me off again.

by Uncle Juanito December 8, 2017

One-Off Slut

A woman who sleeps with a man after the first date (or first few dates)---and then spends the entire 'relationship' backtracking from the bed, trying to get to know the soul of a man---whose dick she has already had in her mouth.

As in: the equivalent of trying to switch on a lamp, without first plugging it in.

"John saw Mary as a One-Off Slut, because she dropped her panties for a few beers."

by Nannette LaRee Hernandez March 16, 2018

dust em off

Calling someone out on their clothes/shoes.

(bob) "Hey check out my new shoes.
(Jeff )"Dust em off"

by M_WASH593 June 5, 2016

off tha hook

Lowered punishement from a deed or a complete pardon from a deed.

i was let off the hook after the cops found out it wasnt my gun after all

by konrad September 8, 2003