by konrad August 29, 2003
When a driver of the opposite sex as the passenger calibrates the heat settings in an automobile to full heat output, and positions all blowers to point in the general direction of the passenger.
Hot car is successfully reached when the occupant claims, "My skin is burning". Attempts by the passenger to re-calibrate heat settings to a more comfortable level is met with a sturdy slap on the hand.
Hot car is successfully reached when the occupant claims, "My skin is burning". Attempts by the passenger to re-calibrate heat settings to a more comfortable level is met with a sturdy slap on the hand.
by Konrad May 12, 2004
Dude, that guitar is fuckin' juxta!
Note: can also be used as a personal compliment. (ie. Dude, you're so fuckin' juxta. -or- What's up, juxta?)
Note: can also be used as a personal compliment. (ie. Dude, you're so fuckin' juxta. -or- What's up, juxta?)
by Konrad February 27, 2004
A derivation of "Larkin," a 21st century gamer whose name was later dubbed to anyone who had remarkable talent or skill at computer games. Ex: Counter-Strike, Warcraft III. The added ending, "x0r" is simply an abbreviation derived from an ancient "Leet" or "1337" language used by "haxorz" added on to a word to heighten it's coolness. As an internet gaming term, this word has been thoroughly woven into common speech.
Singular:
1. OMG d00d y0u r0x0r3d that guy you are a larkinx0r!
2. Get off that computer or else you will turn into a larkinx0r!
Plural:
1. I just g0t 0wn3d by 4 pi13 0f larkinx0rz!
1. OMG d00d y0u r0x0r3d that guy you are a larkinx0r!
2. Get off that computer or else you will turn into a larkinx0r!
Plural:
1. I just g0t 0wn3d by 4 pi13 0f larkinx0rz!
by Konrad September 21, 2003
The noun "sax" can refer to the entire saxaphone family of not-so-musical instruments, and generally refers to the most common "sax", that being the alto saxaphone. It was abbriviated in order to not be so long as to confuse the already-addled minds of those who actually enjoy playing the instrument.
by Konrad July 27, 2004
by konrad September 08, 2003
1. A mythotical serpent that could bring death with a breath or a glance. Its hissing could drive all other serpents away.
2. Any of the various tropical lizards characterized with a crest on the head, back, tail, and the ability to run on the hind legs.
3. A form of the serpentine, a gunpowder siege engine/canon.
4. Any ATV, Jet ski, or single person vehicle converted to war use and usually equipped with guns.
2. Any of the various tropical lizards characterized with a crest on the head, back, tail, and the ability to run on the hind legs.
3. A form of the serpentine, a gunpowder siege engine/canon.
4. Any ATV, Jet ski, or single person vehicle converted to war use and usually equipped with guns.
The basilisk supposovly killed our explorers with a glance.
The basilisk type lizards can run short distances on their hind legs.
The basilisk inflicted heavy damage on the city's walls.
The war basilisks were piloted by skilled soldiers and quickly overcame all of the outer defences.
The basilisk type lizards can run short distances on their hind legs.
The basilisk inflicted heavy damage on the city's walls.
The war basilisks were piloted by skilled soldiers and quickly overcame all of the outer defences.
by konrad August 21, 2003