a term to insult a person who has john in their name, usually said to people who hate being called john.
by aijaiaiaiaiaiaaiaiaaaaaaaa October 9, 2023
Get the johnmug. The inventor of the headache. Created when John Headache tried to think too hard in 1882. We hate this guy and his cursed invention.
Remember people, we were supposed to live a world free from thought. Thinking only makes brain sad and hurty.
Remember people, we were supposed to live a world free from thought. Thinking only makes brain sad and hurty.
"my head hurts wtf"
"You are likely experiencing a headache. These grievances were created by one John Headache. You have him and only him to blame. Stop thinking immediately to reduce harm."
"You are likely experiencing a headache. These grievances were created by one John Headache. You have him and only him to blame. Stop thinking immediately to reduce harm."
by TheRatEmpire November 8, 2023
Get the John Headachemug. John 3:16 BSB: "For God so loved the world that He gave His one and only Son, that everyone who believes in Him shall not perish but have eternal life."
Jesus loves you! :)
Jesus loves you! :)
by Mr. Anonymous 2 June 11, 2025
Get the John 3:16mug. An extremely nice guy with blue eyes and brown hair with blonde highlights and bits of grey as you can tell he is 6 ft 4 and ready to mingle and not in ways you may think.For example he knows the whole air cadets drill Manuel off by heart and can recite every word to you.
by Jude the dude June 5, 2025
Get the John Petersmug. When you got one hand in her cooter and one in her tooter and you flip her over so fast she kisses her own ass.
by Muddcutie February 18, 2022
Get the The John Cenamug. by Persons31j February 13, 2019
Get the Jolly Johnmug. by StraightJohnPorking December 3, 2024
Get the Straight John Porkin’ itmug.