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dick weed

Any person usually a male who insist in makein his presence known where ever he goes usually resulting in everyone think hes a complete douchebag.
Dickweed: wow im the best beer pong player ever

Group: wow this fuckin kids a god damn dick weed.
by jr3117 September 10, 2006
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Dick-wap

the act of slapping someone in the face with a penis-like object
Friend: Dude, whats that mark on your face?
Dude: Oh yeah, i got dick-wapped last night
by ANOL May 1, 2016
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Dick fingers

Someone who fumbles every thing he picks up, catches and gives to anyone. Dick fingers shows up at the bar, in a football game, making a sandwich - everywhere you can imagine.
Dave: Hey Bob, pass the salt.
**Bob drops the salt shaker everywhere, ruining everyone's food**
Dave: You fucking Dick Fingers...
by The-Observatory.net March 15, 2005
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DRIPPY DICK

What you catch when you fuck a nasty bitch with out a rubber
PJ Caught drippy dick from fucking everybody but his wife.
by ANONYMOUS January 27, 2005
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dick boobs

boobs nipples that are so long that they look like a dick
by jumping tree October 27, 2007
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Blog Dick

Quoted from Myspace Awards Center....

This seems to be the current hot question. You hear it more and more: Blog Dicking.

The act of Blog Dicking or BD (I just made that part up), is essentially cutting in line when posting a comment responding to someone's blog. Let's say there are already 200 comments. You could post like everyone else and be comment number 201, but you'd be way down on page 5, and who's gonna see you there?

So a blog dicker will reply to the first commenter on the first page of comments so that EVERYONE can see their comment. Usually blog dicking is self promotion on someone else's blog. They reply to someone's comment but it has nothing to do with the comment they responded to.

Blog dicking is not replying to someone's comment, even if it just happens to be near the top of the first comments, if you really are responding to what they have commented about. But sometimes people make it look like they are relying to someone's comment when really they are blog dicking by adding something like: Hey come visit my blog it's better!

Bobby Ramone is the first person I ever heard using the term Blog Dicking.
You thought you were second eh? We'll I might just have to blog dick you!
by middle_of_nowhere July 19, 2007
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dick fuck

Someone who is ignorant and stupid. No longer welcome at gatherings or events.
Hey Tina, you hanging out with that kid ramone? That kids a fucking dick fuck.
by Kelly P., Crystal A. December 24, 2008
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