Black Caravan'd

(v) To have a faction well established in Faerunian lore get wtfpwned by a completely contrived DM plot device with no bearing whatsoever on the actual campaign setting or events.

See: Deus ex machina

DUDE! The Banites just got Black Caravan'd on Amia by Pig Face!

by TheFreyMan January 19, 2010

Fed F'd

Waiting for a package to arrive via overnight delivery. Only to find out after much delay, it's coming tomorrow.

Tad: Hey, your new iPad's coming today isn't it?

Chaz: Na man! I paid $30 bucks extra to get today...I got Fed F'd!

by JC42 June 27, 2010

Dick Roll'd

The act of going onto a random video chat service (i.e. chat roulette, omegle, etc.), getting naked, laying on your side, and tucking your penis in between your legs. Then you point the webcam between your upper thigh and lower torso, and begin to video chat with strangers. Once another male believes he is looking at a vagina, you start to tease him and make him believe your a chick. Once he says the key words to "open your legs" or "show me more", you open your legs real wide and say "YOU'VE JUST BEEN DICK ROLL'D!!"

Friend 1: Hey dude, did you get any tits on Omegle last night?

Friend 2: No, I never do, so I just Dick Roll'd a bunch of people.

Freind 1: That's fucking nasty bro.

Friend 2: Yea I know, but the look on their faces is priceless!

by JordanMichael September 12, 2011

P.I.S.D.

Post Intervention Stress Disorder
Pronounced: pissed

Moments of seemingly irrational hatred for the part(ies) most directly responsible for your intervention. Usually occurs after acknowledged "forgiveness"of said party(ies). Born of bitter sentiment, no amount of logic will pacify the person suffering from a P.I.S.D. episode. There's no known cure for PISD, it is recommended to internalize these angry feelings, until they disappear or are rationally sorted out days later. Bitching about the "perpetrator" of your intervention will only lengthen the episode, and draw the P.I.S.D. sufferer further from reality.

by ejpejp October 8, 2011

Christian Bale'd

Essentially to "bail out" but in a manner more similar to Christian Bale's various escapes and feats of marvel while in his Batman character. Can be used to describe a dramatic, thrilling retreat, or, conversely, a boring flee that has no whiff of epic.

Matt: Wow dude, how'd you ever get from your dinner date to happy hour so fast?
Patrick: I Christian Bale'd on Marissa.

*glass click

Bane: How the hell did Bruce Wayne get out of that huge pit I put him in?
Random Person: How do you think? Christian Bale'd the fuck out of there.

by Thetimothy July 22, 2012

doc martin'd

It's when someone licks from the base of your nose to the tip. This occurs in a Doc Martin episode where he is dreaming about Louisa. Turns out to be a dog licking him, even though actress Caroline Catz actually did the deed on camera.

I was laying on the couch and my girlfriend snuggled up to me and totally Doc Martin'd my face!

by Pid&Pud December 24, 2012

You got Myers'd

Getting screwed over, or taken advantage of by someone who is too lazy to do their job and too busy looking out for them self.

#1
DS 1: Dude, why are you still here? You aren't on CQ so why are you sitting at the desk?
DS 2: CQ had to go let out his dogs, and that was 3 hours ago.
DS1: Dude, you just got Myers'd

#2
DS 1: Why are you filling out that paperwork to turn in the broken Humvee? You aren't the master driver for the company.
DS 2: I don't know, I don't stick up for myself when I get told to do other peoples jobs. I pretty much have no penis.
DS 1: Dude, you got Myers'd.

by IGOTMYERS'D@A2-10 October 26, 2013