Cottage cheese in a bag

Legs/things of an overweight woman in leggings or tight pants that are so tight you can see cellulose marks.

Sam: "Ever see cottage cheese in a bag?"
*Woman walks past in far too tight leggings*
Garret: *gags* Fuck you, dude.

by Captain Motorcycle April 14, 2019

Tit cheese

Long chunky nipples on a man that taste like rotten cheese

The breaded milk had become chunky and turned into tit cheese

by Fattittybibba April 15, 2019

Cheese butty

Summet u call someone when u can’t be arsed doing summet

Nan: ay Matt Clean ur room
Me: nay fuck of ye cheese butty

Nan: that’s not nice
Me: Yerman make us a chicken wrap ye sausage

Nan: okay

Me: uno da

by Chicken wrappp laaa April 17, 2019

Cheese

Growing up i hearted cheese. Feta, cheddar & mozzarella. White sauce & brown bread sandwich.

Iman always loved cheese!

by TheBlueLeo April 17, 2019

Cheeses Fries

A way for Muslims to say “Jesus Christ” without feeling Guilty

Basa : That Cars about to Crash
Rakka : “3,2,1” *Accident Happens*
Zee : Cheeses Fries

by Pizza.Zee April 18, 2019

bent the cheese

Euphemism for literally anything.

Frank: Ann passed away last night.
Jerry: There are children here, Ann bent the cheese last night.

by Longer schlonger February 20, 2019

Bend The Cheese

A saying for when someone destroys a very delicate process; see sabotage

Verb conjugation follows “to bend”

Man: He tried to land a theeesome with his girlfriend and her best friend, but he just HAD to bend the cheese on it

Man2: Oh man, that sucks. He should have been more careful.

by FourBoysOneVan February 20, 2019