shit

something some people like to eat and throw up on and swish it around in there mouth example 2girls1cup

hey man i just had the biggest shit ever
omg did she swallow that shit
that was alot of shit in that cup for a girl

by afromanblake February 8, 2008

shit

so happy it''s thursday!

-Guess What!
~what?
-SHIT!
~wtf?
-SO HAPPY ITS THURSDAY!
~oh
-lol

Same as tgif but for thursday :)

by Haley16 October 13, 2010

shit

Shit means crap, poo

mostly used to describe something

This game is shit

by computertrick June 19, 2010

shit

1. a saying that something really sucks

2. a term for poo

1. Short Stack was really shit

2. I had a great shit

by T-R3X December 27, 2009

Shit

1. Slang word for faeces.

2. To defecate.
3. Something really bad.
4. An exclamation.

He just did the smelliest shit ever!
I have to shit but there are no facilities around.
That exam was so shit!
Shit! I forgot my suitcase!

by Mayor of Awesome Town September 19, 2009

Shit

Literally: Fecal matter.
Metaphorically: Annoyance or lies

Star Trek employee: Bridge to sanitation, someone took a shit on the captain's chair...again.

Employer: You're hired.
Ted: ...Shit.

Connor: I'm looking for Arnie.
Black dude: Fuck you, never heard of him!
Connor: *knocks dude to the ground* Cut the shit!

by DarthKieduss March 1, 2014

shit

the stuff that comes out of your ass when you sit down

Dude i had to take a shit last night at that party but i was to embarassed!

by Dick Walding! March 14, 2009