White Willy

attempting to barter your stuff on the internet

I went on white willy to trade away my boat for a car.

by popcornking1811 July 4, 2012

cheesy willy

A cheesy willy is a willy that tastes like cheese.

"Sucking his cheesy willy!" - Tanya Kellock

He has got such a cheesy willy!

by SexyBoyLurcher December 14, 2017

Willy Wompus

A word that you use when you want to say "Retarted" infront of those people who are extremely anal about people saying "Retarted"

Dude 1: "Dude i just fell off my skateboard and broke my arm!"

Dude 2:"Bro that looks serious!It's all...Willy Wompus!"

by Ominous Dude June 28, 2010

Willy Wonka, all

to act like a 'candy ass' or a 'noob' during a critical moment. First heard during a SOCOM online gaming session.

"Don't get all Willy Wonka on me."

by Krogenar January 19, 2005

willy putty

Shmegma or semen.

That danm circumsized fool just wiped his willy putty on me.

by Mitchca April 26, 2006

willybrain

a midly offensive term meaning a human being who quite simply has a penis inside their skull rather than a brain, therefore a willy brain. due to the lack of a brain they make foolish decisions and are very unfortunate, usually a person who is dullwitted and commonly unattractive to look at. it is taken from the latin "williusbrainionia" which roughly translates to willybrain.

Kate looked a total WILLYBRAIN in that sparkley bobblehat

by h.c. April 26, 2007

Willy Wonka curse

How everything tastes like blueberries after chewing Juicy Fruit Juicy Secret. (Named after Violet turning into a blueberry after chewing gum in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory)

Guy 1: So, you like the food?

Guy 2: I don't even know! I still have the Willy Wonka curse from that stupid gum!

by XblackXheartedXbeautyX April 5, 2011