pull a wheat thin

The act of getting completely smashed and doing something dumb.

Guy 1: "I can't hang out tonight, I'm going to Jay's party."
Guy 2: "Oh, well don't pull a wheat thin like you did last time; that picture is still all over everyone's Myspace."

by Kasey W. January 8, 2008

Weapons of Math Persuasion

The tools you need to get the most mathophobic student or adult not to give up on the most disliked school subject even if it appears that they were not born with the “mathematical gene.”

Pep talks, study tips, showers of praise, and no condemnation for failures are some common weapons of math persuasion successful teachers use to help students achieve a decent level of mathematical proficiency.

by MathPlus January 30, 2018

weapons grade

potentially lethal (isn't everything?), and could be used as an ungentlemanly weapon.

Weapons grade fart-in-a-can, now on ebay!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 23, 2004

weaper

a woman who is either in tears or on someone's dick
very emotional, extremely easy to upset, and only really happy while gettin laid

needy women who literally can't be single without getting suicidal,

weapers don't enjoy fun things, and prefer crying about what the ex did or obsessing over the new one.

Weapers are like Sharon on Young and the Restless, always crying and sad, unless they're either with or talking about the man in their lives.

by DV8MOFCKR March 15, 2014

Ultimate WEAPON

The second easiest WEAPON to beat in FF7. It takes the longest and is a pain to track down after each battle. The WEAPON itself is not too tough. To engage combat, wait for it to hover, then ram it with your airship. Most of its attacks do 1,500-3,000 points of damage. After taking 5,000-10,000 points of damage, the WEAPON will fly away and you have to track it down. Repeat this until the final battle over Cosmo Canyon where it will crash and destroy much of the canyon. Watch out for Ultimate's final attack, Shadow Flare, doing 5,000 points of damage if blocked by MBarrier. The rewards for your success are the Ultima Weapon and access to the Ancient Forest.

I was so pissed at Ultimate Weapon for making me take 20 minutes track it down, so I used KOTR and it headed straight for Cosmo Canyon.

by Master Tonberry February 2, 2005

weapons of mass destruction

A pair of massive boobs

Person (Pointing at boobs): Wow, look at those weapons of mass distruction!

by asdfghjkl; April 16, 2004

whole wheat

adj.- more sexy than usual.

"I'm feeling whole wheat tonight, Mom."

by g-spot August 14, 2003