water log

When a male holds their pee so long they get a boner.

Yesterday Josh got a water log at the concert because he didn't want to miss the next song.

by The hood dweller July 11, 2008

Water Goblins

A race of other-dimensional goblins, who suck water through concrete. When this happens, a loud noise is heard.

Good God! The Water Goblins are stealing my water!

by Daniel McLaren June 28, 2003

Diet Water

Something that only dumb-asses would buy. Anybody with an I.Q. knows that water contains no calories, anyways.

The moron bought a case of diet water becuase it said it contained less calories than regular water. What a dumbass.

by J Malik January 30, 2006

russian water

STRAIGHT VODKA what they drink instead of water.

I went to Russia, asked for a glass of water, and got fucked up off that russian water.

by I'm drunk right now July 07, 2005

water weight

fake weight that is caused by you being filled with urine or just have drunk alot of water.

dude, i gained like two pounds this week.

no worries, just water weight

by BMO-is-awesome! May 25, 2014

college water

Typically Vodka. Can also be used to describe other hard alchohol.

I was taking shots of college water with my cereal this morning when i realized, i may have a drinking problem.

by B-mizzz October 30, 2009

water topper

What you leave in the toilet after a day of heavy eating, possibly the result of extreme constipation.

Sometimes thought of as a competitive achievement, as in: "check out my water topper"

A "water topper" is an island, but in the toilet.

by Mountain Club September 10, 2009