wanking claw

Deformed hand used primarily for wanking. Can be used in many jokes.

Damian: What is happening over there
Thomas Kiely: Nothing, im just itchy
Everyone: No, He's masterbating
Louis: Wanking Claw!

by Tyler Williams June 18, 2006

No Wucking Forries

Aussie slang means

sure no problem

or accurately translated as "no fucking worries"

"can you do me a favour?"

"yeah sure...no wucking forries"

by Mr-D,D,GORGAMOUS July 24, 2009

Wanking Claw

A deformed hand, caused by a near endless amount of masturbation. All that wanking causes the subjects hand to shape into a claw-like entity that forms perfectly around penis shaped objects.

John: Eh Wayne, you holdin' an invisible water bottle?
Wayne: Nay John, thats my wanking claw.
John: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Thats knarly gross!
Wayne: Aye, I was up till 8 this morning tryin to pitch one off.
John: Yikes.... well from the looks of that claw you've got one awful small wee-wee.
Wayne: (sighs)Aye... well I'm off to the loo.
John: To do what?
Wayne: (holding claw) What do you think?

by Martyn with a 'y' bitches May 8, 2008

walking stiff

When a man's penis is so large he must duct-tape it to his chest, he is said to be walking stiff.

John was walking stiff at the nursing home.

by Joey Orgler 3 October 24, 2008

walking with a ghost

-to get high
-the song "walking with a ghost" by tegan and sara can be interpreted as being high

"yo wanna come over tonight and walk with a ghost?"
"i was walking with a ghost last night and i bugged out"

by aryy August 30, 2007

Walking Headass

A term used for someone who is making a fool of themselves or being annoying/obnoxious. It can also mean someone is extremely stoned/stupid high.

Man, Ryan is being a walking headass right now, Jumping up and down, making a fool of himself.

Kenny is so high, he's becoming a walking headass

Brady, you're a walking headass

by UNC1V1L August 17, 2017

Zombie-Walking

zombie-walking is the act of walking in a zombie-like state, usually while under the influence of marijuana.

"how did we get to the mall?"
"i think we just zombie-walked cross town,lets get sbarro."

when zombie walking occurs, stop where you are and gain your boundaries, or smoke a spliff and continue.

"how did we get to the mall?"
"i think we've been zombie-walking for miles, lets get sbarro."

by ArghPeteyPirate May 25, 2009