Unicorness

The single greatest corn goddess.

Unicorness ladeled me some magical creamed corn

by plzmakethisawordiwant2winabet June 22, 2017

Unicornibus

A unicorn + the Latin word 'cornibus,' meaning 'winged' or 'flying.' A more logical word for 'pegasus-unicorn,' instead of 'alicorn,' which is another word for a pegasus with a horn. (my little pony tried...) Hopefully this will end centuries of arguing over what to call this hybrid. ( ^-^)

Mark: *looks at book* Ooh an 'alicorn!'
Drake: Huh? Do you watch mlp or something? It's a 'pegasus-unicorn.'
Dottie: No no and NO! It's a 'pegacorn!'
Eric: Not 'pegacorn,' it's a 'unisus!'
Tyana: You guys... ( -_-) its a 'unicornibus...' have you no intellect..?
(fictional names, not inspired by real people)

by Cat'sKnowledgd July 5, 2017

unicorn snuggle

To spoon when the man has a boner

I wanna unicorn snuggle you girl.

by Jtheanimal36 September 29, 2017

Unicorn tears

Tears of a unicorn. The magical healing powers of Unicorn tears can be seen a something exclusive and unique. Unicorn tears processed in skincare or makeup wil make you look younger, make you sparkle and make you look beautiful. If you drink Unicorn tears your health wil be better but a drinker of unicorn tears can be seen as someone cruel like if the unicorn was hurt to make it cry and you drink it's tears because you're so mean.

-Oh she's such a bitch she drinks Unicorn tears for breakfast.
-OMG this lipstick is so shiny and beautiful it contains Unicorn tears.

by NOVA-CAISEY November 9, 2017

Unicorn giggles

A mildy inappropriatene term for Sinclair’s minesqule Dick

Paige told kodie about the unicorn giggles she sucked last night

by Bootykicker.com January 6, 2018

unicorn giggles

A minuscule hairy penis of a fuck buddy

So my guys got some unicorn giggles in his pants

by Bootykicker.com January 6, 2018

Unicorn Mail

A random act of kindness sent by mail. Essentially a gift/token of appreciation/pick me up/treat received from a friend for no reason at all. Simply to put a smile on their face.

I received some unicorn mail today.

by veronika23 May 3, 2018