A pathetic attempt at a book. Whats even worse is the films. Topless fags prancing around. The only people that like twilight are idiots and horney girls
Girl 1: OMG I JUST SAW TWILIGHT FOR THE 27th TIME!!!!
Girl 2: NOW WAY, IM SEEING IT FOR THE 31st TIME TONIGHT
Both Girls: *Orgasm*
Girl 2: NOW WAY, IM SEEING IT FOR THE 31st TIME TONIGHT
Both Girls: *Orgasm*
by AfroDukes November 26, 2009
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by CedricDiggoryisn'tavampire September 20, 2010
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the book that I only read when I take a shit. It makes me shit much much easier. I finally finished the first book, then put it in the toilet and flushed it along with my excrement.
by max8404 April 3, 2009
Get the Twilight mug.The epitome of Twilight fandom. There are no words to explain how a Twilighter is, you just have to be one to get it. Twilight is our air and we will kick your ass if you say anything against it.
Most mistaken Twilighters for Twibiters, or Twilight teenies. If someone says "OMG LIKE I LOVE EDWARD OME TWILIGHT!" they are not Twilighters.
Twilighters can be seen wearing teeshirts for the book that have quotes that only a TRUE Twilighter would understand i.e "Which one is Edwin?" or something underrated. Or have Twilight quotes written on their jeans and hands. Most don't like the Twilight movie and some do like it. It doesn't matter.
Twilighters usually get excited about the movie even if somewhere in their head they hate how annoyingly famous it's getting to preppy kids. Twilighters usually have many inside jokes about Twilight and deep discussions about it and have met Stephenie one or more times.
Oh, and we stole Harry Potter's fame AND it's actor.
Beat that, wizard-nerds.
You might have brooms, but we have kick-ass cold, dead and sparkling people.
Most mistaken Twilighters for Twibiters, or Twilight teenies. If someone says "OMG LIKE I LOVE EDWARD OME TWILIGHT!" they are not Twilighters.
Twilighters can be seen wearing teeshirts for the book that have quotes that only a TRUE Twilighter would understand i.e "Which one is Edwin?" or something underrated. Or have Twilight quotes written on their jeans and hands. Most don't like the Twilight movie and some do like it. It doesn't matter.
Twilighters usually get excited about the movie even if somewhere in their head they hate how annoyingly famous it's getting to preppy kids. Twilighters usually have many inside jokes about Twilight and deep discussions about it and have met Stephenie one or more times.
Oh, and we stole Harry Potter's fame AND it's actor.
Beat that, wizard-nerds.
You might have brooms, but we have kick-ass cold, dead and sparkling people.
Harry Potter fan: Harry Potter could kick Edward's ass.
Twilighter: Actually, Edward Cullen could flick Harry's head and shatter his skull.
Harry Potter fan: WE HAVE BROOMS!
Twilighter: Ooh. What are you going to do? Hit us with them?
Edward Cullen: *SNAPS HARRY POTTER FAN IN HALF LIKE A TOOTH PICK*
Twibiter: I LOVE EDWARD. Twilight is my favorite book. I love it more.
Twilighter: *FEEDS THE STUPID TEENY-BOPPER TO THE VOLTURI*
Put that in your cauldron and suck it.
Twilighter: Actually, Edward Cullen could flick Harry's head and shatter his skull.
Harry Potter fan: WE HAVE BROOMS!
Twilighter: Ooh. What are you going to do? Hit us with them?
Edward Cullen: *SNAPS HARRY POTTER FAN IN HALF LIKE A TOOTH PICK*
Twibiter: I LOVE EDWARD. Twilight is my favorite book. I love it more.
Twilighter: *FEEDS THE STUPID TEENY-BOPPER TO THE VOLTURI*
Put that in your cauldron and suck it.
by Irritable Grizzly Bear! June 20, 2008
Get the Twilighter mug.Twilightism, which originates from the word 'Twilight', (the very popular series by Stephanie Meyer), is actually used in cases of people who experience something to do with Twilight almost every day of their life. These people, who are also known as Twi-hards, Twi-fans, Twi-heads, Twilighters, or any other nickname, express their interest of Twilight in an almost religious aspect. Other words could be obsessive, compulsive, or addicted. Not that I would blame them. Twilight is awesome.
Some ways would be purposefully packing an apple in your lunch or kissing your Edward poster every morning before you leave for school. Some even go to the extremes as to burn insense to the Vamp Gods, begging to be blesses with Vampiristic powers.
Some ways would be purposefully packing an apple in your lunch or kissing your Edward poster every morning before you leave for school. Some even go to the extremes as to burn insense to the Vamp Gods, begging to be blesses with Vampiristic powers.
ooommmmm.....oooommmm....
Please, Vampire Gods, bite me, and bless me with the power to glitter in sunlight... I've been faithfully practicing my Twilightism for six months now.... ooooommmmm... ooommmmm...
Please, Vampire Gods, bite me, and bless me with the power to glitter in sunlight... I've been faithfully practicing my Twilightism for six months now.... ooooommmmm... ooommmmm...
by Twilight-Fanatic March 14, 2009
Get the Twilightism mug.1. A brainless series of that's basically Romeo and Juliet with vampires added in the mix. It's got personality less characters and is riddled with cliches. Pretty good first three books with a badly written fourth book. Books (in order) are: twilight, new moon, eclipse, and breaking dawn
2. Worst movie ever, with the worst actors, with the worst special effects, with the worst directing that makes you want those two hourse of your life back. If you haven't seen it, don't worry, you didn't miss anything.
2. Worst movie ever, with the worst actors, with the worst special effects, with the worst directing that makes you want those two hourse of your life back. If you haven't seen it, don't worry, you didn't miss anything.
1. I read Twilight, I don't see what all the hypes about, the characters have NO personality and it's totally unoriginal.
2. Oh god, they're playing Twilight on the blueray screen at blockbuster, run before the sound of Kristen Stewarts voice makes your ears fall off and the sight of Robert Pattinsons face makes you want to claw your eyes out. Run while you can, Ssve yourself!
2. Oh god, they're playing Twilight on the blueray screen at blockbuster, run before the sound of Kristen Stewarts voice makes your ears fall off and the sight of Robert Pattinsons face makes you want to claw your eyes out. Run while you can, Ssve yourself!
by the amazing and sexy me June 21, 2009
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