Twat Team

A Swat team made up of hoes

"That hoe looks tough, must be on a Twat Team..."

by Ghetto Oregonian February 7, 2017

bag of twat

A person who has no friends due to the fact that they are always being extra in their school work. Mostly used to describe an annoying "overachiever".

Uh, this dude is so extra, he's totally being a bag of twat right now. No wonder he has no friends.

by Un-overachiever December 16, 2016

Twat-blocking

It is pretty much the same thing as cock-blocking, just on the opposite side of the spectrum. It's for the ladies!

I'm getting some sexually tonight. Last night Jamie was twat-blocking all night!

by Steven Capone January 17, 2008

diddle her twat

To touch a vagina in anyway. Ususally takes place while drunk and or stoned. Most diddlers wigle the middle three fingers of their hand around the clit unless you've got a reall saggy one then you can diddle away all over the place.

Guy 1 - I really want to go meet the girl over there.
Gyu 2 - You pussy, just go diddle her twat.

by Goggs July 24, 2008

twitter-twat

Anyone who "twitters".

This type of individual firmly believes that their mundane thoughts are actually interesting or relevant to those they twitter to. This person wastes time telling others how they are wasting time.

Bill: "Dude, I just got a twitter from Hank telling me he's scoping out some hot women at a club in Reno."

Ted: "He's such a twitter-twat! He'd rather take the time to tell you about those hot women than actually try to hook up with them? Wait... You have a twitter account? You're a twitter-twat, too! Fuck, I need some new friends...!"

by Beech_nuts September 23, 2009

twat stain

An insult used to describe someone who has just done something particularly stupid. It comes from the markings left behind in a womans underwear following some desrciption of vaginal discharge.

Jim: Oh dear, I have appeared to drop my pen.

Bob: God Jim, you're such a twat stain.

by Chris Wynne June 24, 2005

twat poop

The chunky smelly fishy gagging rot that collects inside the vagina. As it becomes overfilled, it forces its way out, forming matter referred to as twat poop.

That skanky girls twat poop smelled so bad from ten feet away that I wanted to gag.

That women had flies buzzing around her crotch. She must be pooping twat poop.

by Alex J Brody June 17, 2008