pie toweling

When a man unzips his pants and drapes his balls out the zipper hole.

Tad was pie toweling the entire party. He really disturbed the women.

by AliceDane April 29, 2020

Lick The Paper Towel

Eating a creampie off of someones underwear.

After he was cuckled, we made him "lick the paper towel"

by TowelsForHim April 15, 2021

towel-toss

Noun. The act of throwing a clean-up towel to the person covered in cum during the awkward, post-orgasmic bliss. Sometimes the towel-toss is reduced to throwing the nearest piece of clothing that can be found.

That guy I just fingered looked pretty hot laying on my bed as I did the towel-toss.

by upwithbuck March 13, 2014

Towel in the Hood

The practice of padding out the inside of a condom with wads of toilet paper or Kleenex because the woman's vaj is so stretched out you need a lot of bulk just to touch the sides.

You meeting up with her for secret lunch? Make sure you do the towel in the hood or she’s not going to feel a thing!

by thatsalotofdogs April 04, 2019

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 17, 2025

Towel Head

A person from the middle east using a form of hijab is often called a Towel Head

HAhaha that towel head almost blew me up but kempf agent choked the towel head out.

by AlphaKempfarn June 08, 2019

Nose Towel

A Canadian word synonymous with tissues or Kleenex.

My nose is runny, can you please pass me a nose towel?

by carnyLP July 19, 2022