Tommy Bear

A regular teddybear with a hole made in it used for artificial sexual intercourse.

He's getting it on with his Tommy Bear again.

by Tommybear! March 25, 2010

Tommy Salami

A large man who uses a fake English accent to pick up girls, but always fails unless they're Russians.

Stop being such a Tommy Salami. You're never going to get that girl anyway.

by mrcoool35 September 22, 2013

tommy tucker

Stemming from the child's rhyme, "Tommy Tucker" has been used as an urban art character, symbolising the revolutionary, and/or the artist. Usually used by/about someone with vaguely socialist veiws and opinions.

"Even Tommy Tucker sang for his supper. Think about it."

by kotcc February 1, 2005

tommy lee

the hottest man alive

"hey have you heard of tommy lee?"
"yeah! he's the hottest man alive!"

by bamphobia April 11, 2022

Tommy (female)

Tommy (female) is a person who is very selective about with whom they befriend, love, or even share parts of themselves; but when you find yourself as their claimed person, you will never be cared for or about so deeply. She will want to know everything about you to include your triggers (and why) and your most joyful moments. Tommy will make every effort to use her strengths to put a smile on your face. She loves food, music, and dance and will spice up any room with all of the above. Annnnd she probably has great tits. She. Is. Fucking. Majestic!

Dude: “Yo!!! Have you met that new girl Tommy?”
Bro: “Yeah man! She’s not lame like Tommy (male). Tommy (female) is a fucking delight!!!!”

by MikeRob16 November 23, 2021

Tommi Wet

Tommi Wet is the juice from tinned tomatoes

When in a breakfast cafe ordering a sandwich and you want for example bacon, egg and tomato but you don't want the lumps of tomato you can ask for "Bacon egg and Tommi wet"

by Norton Canes August 9, 2019

Tommy Wiseau

The greatest human being who has ever lived. He directed, wrote, produced and starred in one of the greatest movies of our generation. Every single scene in the movie has a deeper meaning. This shows that Tommy is a true genius. He watched Rick and Morty before it was even a thing

-Have you seen Tommy Wiseau?
-No, he is probably working on an amazing movie

by A guy that tries to be funny January 18, 2018