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ticket

A former Roblox currency, also called "tix."
This item costs 100 tickets.
by Mattjod May 29, 2022
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steamer's ticket

To have sex with someone three times your age plus two
i.e. if you are 18, partner is 56
hey matey, I earned my steamer's ticket last night. I slept with an old bird on a cruise ship after she gave me a tug on the dance floor
by anonymous September 15, 2020
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dog ticket

An expression used to express disappointment or frustration. Could be used in place of words like "crap."
Dog ticket, John!
Bummer!
Shoot!
by red_ninja2 October 20, 2017
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a parking ticket

a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) neighborhood comes home from church to find the words "alieni ite domum" (latin phrase meaning strangers go home/strangers are not welcome" scratched into their front door.

the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. I guess we'll just have to repair the damage, maybe even repaint the door.
by Sexydimma August 25, 2012
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The ticket

Being that guy. The ticket to get out of the mud. The golden ticket to success.
Did you see Johnny got 3 d1 offers yesterday?”

Yeah bro, he’s the ticket”
by Blart wit the shifts May 14, 2023
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booty ticket

A slip or verbal version of the booty ticket is exceptional. A booty ticket is given when requested by a loved one or someone wanting to grab that booty. The booty ticket can't be denied or reversed. It can be given by any girl. You could use the booty ticket on the one that gave you the ticket or any other girl.
Friend: Dude, she's right there
Me: so?
Friend: you have an extra booty ticket
Me: oooooh
by mister bum hole November 25, 2019
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Meat Ticket

An old slang term for a soldier's identification tags.
We took his meat ticket before burying him
by MrKnowitLess January 1, 2014
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