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Therapist

The weird smug woman who thinks she knows it all, because of some bullshit licensures that now make her talk out of her ass to hand out bs embellished labels. Usually a fucktard sophomaniac you can find spitting out labels so you'll be illusioned she's a genius with her bs rhetoric almost like a cult leader to fuck with your mind.
Therapist "You are disilllioned. Client "No, weird lady just bitter from you idiots. Therapist " You are non compliant."
by Egosdeathdoor March 30, 2022
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Massacre Therapy

1)Playing First Person Shooters, or other types of "Violent Video Games", to work out ones frustrations, anger, or violent tendencies, instead of on real people.

2) Marathon Sessions Playing FPS's or generally Violent Videogames.
after that asshole cut me off in traffic i was in serious need of some Massacre Therapy.
by big bot June 27, 2011
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premedial therapy

Excessive massaging, stretching, etc. in anticipation of an injury.
Guy 1: "Dude, why are you getting a massage before the race"
Guy 2" "Just gettin some premedial therapy"
by itsjeg March 11, 2012
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friendship therapy

a euphemism for no-strings-attached oral sex.
"One of my co-workers was depressed about breaking up with her boyfriend so I offered her some friendship therapy."
by Suburban Turban February 18, 2014
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Oral therapy

If bae says you need some oral therapy, that shit is going to get real
- I'm sick and tired of all these bullshit
- You just need some oral therapy!

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by ThatAshe May 8, 2016
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Perversional Therapist

Perversional Therapist
A Perversional Therapist is a person who teaches, guides and encourages someone to discover the art of sexual perversion, sexual deviancy, and how to achieve various types of pleasurable gratification that are generally regarded as abnormal.
Hello,

I am the person who will awaken your desires, and guide you in your exploration into pleasure & gratification I am a Perversional Therapist.
by Devine Kismet August 30, 2018
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Physical Therapy

When you jerk off and cry simultaneously, often used to get over a girl but can be used in any situation where you might be in emotional pain
"Elena dumped me last night man, I need some good physical therapy"
by gyro_elongated March 24, 2020
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