digestive biscuit

A rugby/boarding school game. All male participants gather round a digestive biscuit and masturbate. The loser is the one who cums last. His forfeit being to eat the said biscuit. Also known as soggy biscuit.

Posh Kid #1, "Hey, Rupert, fancy one of our spiffing games tonight?"
Posh Kid #2, "Rather Percival! How about a game of digestive biscuit?"
Posh Kid #3, "Excellent! There's no way I can possibly lose four times in a row!"

by The Strut September 29, 2004

Fag Biscuit

A person who wimps out of doing a manly activity.

Get your ass over here and play cards with us, you fag biscuit.

by StevieRudes August 23, 2011

richochet biscuit

A ricochet biscuit is the kind of a biscuit that's supposed to bounce back off the wall into your mouth. If it don't bounce back... you go hungry!

The other day I had a richochet biscuit. Bow wow wow!

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 12, 2007

word on a biscuit

Used to describe the ultimate agreement.
The highest use of the word "word"

Mike: Hey Bob - I've got front row tickets to the concert.
Bob: That right there is word on a biscuit

by Mike Beeler October 13, 2006

soggy biscuit

A pub/rugby game where a bunch off guys wank off onto a biscuit, and the last one to cum then has to eat it. Also known as wank biscuit or (in America) ookie cookie.

Dan was usually the first one to suggest a round of Soggy Biscuit, but he always played to lose.

by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003

can of biscuits

A woman wearing a tube top who should not by any means wear one. Meaning her stomach fat bursts from between her pants and the bottom of her tube top like a can of biscuits.

"Hey, did you see that 300 pound chic in the tube top?!"
"What, you mean the can of biscuits?"

by Grossenschwaum February 13, 2006

Whisker Biscuit

pussy

I got a little whisker biscuit last night

by Anonymous July 18, 2003