water log

When a male holds their pee so long they get a boner.

Yesterday Josh got a water log at the concert because he didn't want to miss the next song.

by The hood dweller August 1, 2008

Water Goblins

A race of other-dimensional goblins, who suck water through concrete. When this happens, a loud noise is heard.

Good God! The Water Goblins are stealing my water!

by Daniel McLaren June 27, 2003

Diet Water

Something that only dumb-asses would buy. Anybody with an I.Q. knows that water contains no calories, anyways.

The moron bought a case of diet water becuase it said it contained less calories than regular water. What a dumbass.

by J Malik January 30, 2006

russian water

STRAIGHT VODKA what they drink instead of water.

I went to Russia, asked for a glass of water, and got fucked up off that russian water.

by I'm drunk right now August 26, 2005

water weight

fake weight that is caused by you being filled with urine or just have drunk alot of water.

dude, i gained like two pounds this week.

no worries, just water weight

by BMO-is-awesome! May 25, 2014

bitch water

So you're sitting in a movie theater and you're drunk and go to take a drink of you coke after eating the tasty popcorn, and it turns out to be some watered down bullshit pop.

This is bitch water.

by smhhhhhhhh October 14, 2011

Cucumber water

A refreshing drink made by immerging cucumber slices in a large water container.
Mostly availble in nail salons.

*Jimmy filling a cup*
Mrs Nguyen : "Cucumber water for customers only !"

by OpenJowel August 26, 2021