clutch

thumb on the start of an ass crack or licking pepperoni nipples until they taste like pepperoni or ripply butt cheeks or getting queefed on or glizzys at the turn

now that’s clutch

by tjb0611 December 11, 2022

Clutch

Number 3, Russell Wilson

Russell Wilson is SO clutch.

by 1234dasd November 11, 2019

Pop the Clutch

When a male is peeing while standing, realizes that he has to poop, and transitions to a sitting position to finish off the job before flushing

"Hang on bro, I'll be a few minutes longer. Thought I just had to pee, but going to pop the clutch."
"Aiight bro. Just spray something in there."

by TheTiger1889 February 15, 2021

Captain clutch

A simp who is constantly talking to his crush.

Bro, John is being captain clutch over there to Amy.

by Hiiam_larry May 11, 2020

Clutch

An adjective meaning super awesome and cool- used lots across England. Can also be used as a verb meaning you are buzzing about something

‘Tomorrow I’m going skydiving- it’s gonna be so clutch!!’
‘Omg I’m so clutched about this new shirt I bought; I love it!!’

by thicchead22 December 16, 2017

whatchu clutching for?

Can be used to describe when someone is angry at you over something that’s not that big of a deal.

Or it can be used to describe when someone is grabbing onto something.

Damn bro, whatchu clutching for?

by Whatchucluthingfor? January 8, 2023

you aint clutch

Within sports like basketball, when a baller is not lit, accurate or well-aimed.

Paul George: Cj! Cj! Pass me the ball back bro! Im wide open!
Cj Miles: Sorry, it is my time to shine! I'll take the last shot! Shot clock cheese my nigga!

(After missing the shot in the changing room)

Paul George: Dumbass lame nigga what the fuck was that? You aint clutch! If you had passed me the ball, I'd have made that three pointer.

by denis3wallace3 May 6, 2017