Burnt Boner

When yo wake up in the morning with a boner and hop in the shower with the hot water on and burn your knob.

"Dude how did you sleep"
" Good but I woke up and got a burnt boner"

by NON-FOREVER ALONe :-D May 21, 2016

burnt rim

Burnt bootyhole

Cecil ate spicy tacos that caused burnt rim all week

by anonymous October 23, 2023

Burnt toast

If someone has "burnt toast" it means they are in a bad mood because of a sequence of events earlier in the day starting with burnt toast. Example: you wake up in the morning and burn your toast, so you're in a bad mood and cut someone off driving, then he's in a bad mood and snaps at his co worker, then he's in a bad mood goes home and fights with his wife, then she's in a bad mood etc etc,

"hey bob how's your day going?"

"F*ck off would ya tony!"

"Oh sh*t, I don't need your burnt toast"

by Shimmying August 22, 2017

Burnt Umber

Placing dog poop in a bag and setting it on fire.

Bob gave his neighbor burnt umber for the holidays.

by BJorn BJorski May 11, 2025

Smelling Burnt Toast

Someone who can smell burnt toast is probably very horny

Damn babe I can smell some burnt toast~

Smelling Burnt Toast

by Kevin696969696 April 29, 2021

Burnt out

Mentally, physically and emotionally completely exhausted and over everything and everyone.

My friends: You good?

Me: Im burnt out bro.. I’m ready to go to the crib, chill n roll up

by Kashyy December 8, 2024

burnt salami

When you burn salami.

The burnt salami tastes like a burnt toenail.

by Debskelly1985 March 15, 2023