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spider web

A spiderweb is when you are doin your chick and she saus stop before you blow it then you wait till she falls asleep and blow it in her hair
by Mike Smith October 2, 2004
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Spider Punch

A Spider Punch is performed when receiving oral sex from a female just before you ejaculate you pull your cock out of her mouth and cum in your hand. Once you have a nice wad of cum in your hand you fling it at her like a spider web and then punch her in the nose and make her bleed. The Spider punch is typically given as payback or revenge.
Jamie spider punched Mary-Lou for giving such a shitty blow job
by Marin3r January 10, 2008
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pussy spider

A crude outside decoration consisting of a black spraypainted rubber vagina with 8 pipe cleaner legs and only 2 googly eyes. Usually hung from the tree when no other decorations are usable.
George the neighborhood pervert realized he hadn't any decorations for Halloween so he whipped up a batch of pussy spiders from his old worn-out rubber vaginas.
by Shit Wizard March 26, 2009
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rock spider

Usually a man of 40+ that likes to interfere with young children mostly young boys.
Look at that "Rock Spider" perving on the kids at the swimming pool.
by Furmy September 19, 2006
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flying spider

When a partner is wall twerking naked and the other partner is at the top of the wall and jumps down onto the person wall twerking and tries to insert his penis into the anus while falling towards the person. There is a 90% chance of breaking your penis if attempted
Doctor: How on earth did you break your penis so badly?
Patient: The flying spider
by AsianSpermWhale December 7, 2013
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anus spider

A type of arachnid that makes its home in the anus of an animal, typically found in livestock. Rarely is an anus spider found in a human host.
by Cdugan May 24, 2006
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white spider

when you manage to cum on your bitch and have the cum drip from all sides. you then yell WHITE SPIDER and smile
i didnt have to pay cause i acheived a white spider
by BLAKE October 10, 2004
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