Miracle flush

When you've clogged the absolute fuck out of your toilet, you resign yourself to go get the plunger, and then, you hear a sucking sound, and the water flows through your pipes and out of your bowl as it compelled by a higher power.

Man, I clogged the hell out of my toilet after I ate that bad burrito, I was praying for a miracle flush but I ended up just getting diarrhea all over my arms when I plunged the damn thing.

by Lone15 April 17, 2020

Two-Flush Tonka

A shit so big it takes two flushes.

"Hey man, can you go flush your shit again? It's a two-flush tonka and I really don't want to deal with that."

by porkchchoppanzeefin July 18, 2022

That’s just how the toilet flushes

How things turn out to be or come to be.

Synonym - that’s how the cookie crumbles

Joe - Why did today have to be the day she left me?!? Why!!!
Me - Man that’s just how the toilet flushes sometimes bro.

by Lucky2213 January 18, 2023

budgie flush

A vaginal flush

Lisa had sand in her pussy, so she went home and had a budgie flush

by Karamelokoala April 21, 2018

Mongolian Flush

taking a laxative and using a basketball to create a large cavity in the rear hole. then proceeding to use a jet wash to flush them out.

‘whys the floor so wet?’
“Paul got a mongolian flush.”

by cocklovingplumber72 January 26, 2025

Italian butt flush

When you pee in someone’s butt. A pee enema.

NOT a natural solution to constipation.

“I was constipated, so my boyfriend gave me an Italian butt flush. That was a mistake.”

by Daddy’s Bunny November 7, 2021

Flush Factory

The act of receiving head while playing Fortnite Battle Royale.

Isaac: Dude i’m getting the best Flush Factory right now from fine shyt!
Conner: Same man, this is awesome!
Lucas: Got room for one more?

by JuggerFromDaO January 5, 2025