tardation

the condition of being completely inept, clueless, or just plain dumb; the inability to 'get a clue; the plight of an individual who consistently performs below par in the social or intellectual arena; idiocy

"Why is this idiot slowing down to miss the signal? It's a green light! Tardation!!"

"Could you possibly drive any slower on the freeway on-ramp? We're going 20 into a 55 zone! Tardation!"

"You cancelled our wedding plans, cost me a fortune, and humiliated me in front of all of our friends and family, and NOW you want to get back together? HAHAHAHA Tardation!!"

"I'm so frustrated with my classmate, I give him precise instructions for completing our project and he still cannot produce coherent results. Total tardation!"

by Ms.Teri.Whoaman January 4, 2008

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slow-tard

The person in the car ahead of you who is driving retardedly slow.

I would have been here earlier, but the slow-tard in front of me insisted on driving 15 mph the whole way.

by josh20mn March 9, 2011

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Sub-tard

Someone who is so dense they're nearly retarded

Teacher "Your child is failing all of his tests"
Parent "We know he's a bit of a Sub-tard

by Mordecca September 24, 2018

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Sew-tard

A slow-witted and slovenly dressed resident of the far east corner of the lower east side of Manhattan. Speaks in long, rambling sentences and has difficulty forming logical connections. Maladapted to basic human sociablity. Rarely goes west of Essex or north of Grand.

"Can you believe that Sew-tard inherited a three-bedroom on the 20th floor? She is sitting on a mint!"

by Samuel Dickstein June 11, 2006

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