bum tape

another word for toilet paper.

throw me a roll of bum tape, i need to take a shit!

by amethystwaterlily September 27, 2017

penis tape

the best mixtape

ayo penis tape is the best mixtape

by Gh0st_theyeeter December 13, 2023

Cum Tape

Alternative, to regular tape (if you can't be arsed, to go out and buy some), and need a place, to hang your partners, picture up, on the wall.

Graham: I love my girl so much, I want to stick her pic, to my mirror, but have no tape. But, all is not lost... I can spread my Cum Tape, on the glass, and stick her up :)

by TailsFox May 11, 2018

spinning tapes

skateboarding

I love spinning tapes

by sk8r28 May 20, 2021

Tape-on-a-saw-blade

Trying to fix a situation only to hurt your own self.

Idk why Jack is always trying to get with that bitch Amanda. That’s like tape-on-a-saw-blade .

by BigDogYanaBo September 18, 2020

Taped Up and Pissed Out

The situation you might in end up in after you have a vasectomy. Dick taped to your stomach and piss all over yourself.

After his vasectomy Mike realized his dick was taped up and pissed out. His nurse was hot so he was embrassed.

by El5enor August 6, 2018

tape worm

a guy with blonde, curly hair, blue eyes, and glasses

he will not leave your ass.

idk: "wow, aidan is such a tape worm"

idk: "i know"

by kennymcwhoremick September 28, 2023