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Straight From The Tap 

Drinking your partners piss stream
She pissed in the shower and drank it straight from the tap.
Related Words
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Fap or Tap 

The decision that needs to be decided before starting some hot sex. Do you want the moist vag, or do you want the convenience of your hand? Usually debated because of one or more of the following:

1.) Laziness
2.) Time
3.) Gayness
Girl: I'm wet. Do me!
Boy: Aughh... it's 4 A.M.!
Girl: Pleaaaaaaaaaaaase!!
Boy: Oh great. Do I fap or tap, fap or tap...
Fap or Tap by YapmelkXela October 2, 2009

Brazilian tap 

Usually seen in Mixed Martial Arts competition. Where a fighter taps once to get out of a submission (so the ref stops the hold) and then carries on fighting on hoping to continue the fight and win.

It is a subtle form of cheating and is frowned upon within the sport.
At UFC 117 Anderson Silva caught Chael Sonnen in an triangle choke submission.

Chael executed the "Brazilian tap" so the ref stopped the fight.

Chael tried to keep fighting but the ref was having none of it and Silva won the fight.
Brazilian tap by theunderman February 27, 2011

post-tap recap 

an in-depth debriefing of the previous night's sexual escapades
"Vintage, you get some last night? Let me get that post-tap recap son!"

triple tap 

The action performed by a man befor ehe leaves his place of residence. One tap to verify his keys are in his pocket, the second to check for cell phone, and the third to ensure his wallet is in his back pocket. With these three essential items, a man is ready to overcome any situation.
John: Hey man let's go
Mike: One sec gotta triple tap, *tap* keys, *tap* phone, *tap* and wallet, aight let's go.
triple tap by mdcfalcon March 5, 2011

i'd tap that 

A term used to express approval, especially to the point of expressing a person's sex appeal; often used sarcastically
Person 1: Did you see that chick?
Person 2: I'd tap that!
i'd tap that by Merovingian August 16, 2005