Table Noise

The food that sits uneaten, and adds no value to the overall meal.

Table Noise - That third cheesecake that sits at the table after everyone feels fat as fuck from thanksgiving meal. RW

by Fachoina07 February 29, 2016

table flipper

1) a statement, behavior or event that induces anger intense enough to table flip. This could be something extreme enough in of its own, or just the straw the broke the camel's back.

2) an individual characterized by a tendency to flip tables (literally or figuratively.)

1) When my ex with benefits hooked up with that fuckboy, that irked me. When she called to talk WHILE THEY WERE FUCKING, that was the table flipper!

2) Wait, boss isn't letting us go until 7PM? After all we've done? Ohhhhh, you can that tell to Paul if you want to see him flip a table.

by enkephalin07 March 3, 2016

Table Pennis

After completing the intense game of Navy Seals, you must keep your dicks out and hit them on the side of a table at 30 bpm for as long as you can stand it. Last one to stop is the winner.

Keep it out! Now it's time for a friendly game of Table Pennis

by Dickcheezeasssqueeze October 30, 2016

Table Olympics

When a group of people or one person decides to run across tables in the school cafeteria. Also known as table hopping.

There goes Chase running across those tables.
Oh Shit he broke one!
He really loves the Table Olympics!

by The_IraVoid November 21, 2016

Tabled

Passed out drunk

"Where was holly at that party i didnt see her at all"
"She was absolutely tabled so she went to bed"

by Laitch123405 February 1, 2017

tabbeh

Alternative name for a tabby cat - normally said with a Nottinghamshire accent.

'Look at that nice fat Tabbeh.'

by Benjamin Vowels June 30, 2017

table spazzing

When you are at a restaurant and you decide to publically spank one out on the table so you get thrown out without paying the bill

I just got thrown out of Nando’s for table spazzing to save myself a few quid.

by Nobby’s Nuts December 1, 2017