Skip to main content

sedgewick

a vagina who's labia minoras are kinda pruney looking, big, and off to the side a lil. sometimes there's beige crusties from where a another man layed down his scepter hours before you reached the crime scene.
hey man, i just hooked up with this girl and her vagina was just no fun. im trying to spray my baby seeds into some quality girl dirt and here she comes and drops a sedgewick on me.
by tibbz trillz February 14, 2012
mugGet the sedgewick mug.

Sludge

Hey Man, I'm on my couch I so sludge right now
by DBird September 6, 2007
mugGet the Sludge mug.
Related Words

sedgers

poo = sedgers
by hahaha July 10, 2003
mugGet the sedgers mug.

snudge

A form of a cockblock.

*Nudging yourself between a dude and a chick with the sole intention of interrupting any progress being made.*

There is no such thing as accidental snudging. Doing the same thing without intending to interrupt is considered a fuck up and can be forgiven.

Actual snudging is considered illegal in 12/13 of the provinces and territories and may be punishable by rearrangement of the face (Manitoba being the exception as snudging is impossible when only 2 persons are involved).

to snudge is to physically/literally place your body in-between the 2 people. Not symbolically, metaphorically, or any other form of ...ly.
Herp: Yo derp, saw you and herpette getting cuddly on the couch last night! how'd that go?
Derp: was going well until dickfuck sat between us and started hittin on her
Herp: What a dirty fucking snudger! lets kick his ass.

L: hey W, did you hook up S on the trip? cause whenever you were together, A totally snudged his way in there.

W: Yeah we did! A was just bein an idiot, which kinda helped me.
by W.aka.Derp November 21, 2011
mugGet the snudge mug.

Sedge Warbler

"I WILL eat that blasted Mr. Sedge Warbler!"
by $$$ February 21, 2004
mugGet the Sedge Warbler mug.

Duck Sludge

A collection of duck butter that has accumulated at the ball-sack and become a disgusting, sludge-like material that reeks of taint, underarms, and stale doritos.
His duck sludge could put an orangutan off!
by Bradlay July 4, 2008
mugGet the Duck Sludge mug.

smudge

To smear, spread, or rub ones feces on the seat of the toilet after using the restroom. Whether it be by accident or purposely, the skidmark like substance left behind is to be known as a smudge.
Can you believe she smudged again?! Gross!
by SQUEEZYOFACE March 25, 2008
mugGet the smudge mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email