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chris strokes

A bodybuilding Male pornstar is his day job, but by night he is the holy entity of this earth and surrounding kingdoms. Know for his signature move of saying "ouwahh" when he cums, he is the sole God of the one and only Ouwahh Gang. The legacy of Chris Strokes is more vast and rich than that of even Jesus Christ. Chris Strokes is God himself.
Did you see Chris Strokes in "Alexis Texas Ass Sandwich?"
by Chris Strokes January 4, 2019
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Stryker

An Army vehicle, full summary of the vehicle available here Stryker.

What's cool about this lil fella is that it is one of the only vehicles in Army history named after a soldier, not a famous general. The Stryker is named in honor of Spc. Robert F. Stryker, who received the Medal of Honor for his actions during the Vietnam War, and Pfc. Stuart S. Stryker, who received the award for his actions during World War II. Both men were killed in action.
That goofy looking wheeled vehicle with armor all around it is the Stryker.
by infantryscoming August 9, 2010
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stroke

That kid is a fucking stroke
by You a bitch April 15, 2003
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stroke

To have a slow wank.
"Dude, today's been so quick, when I go home I'm gonna stroke."
by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003
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Mid-stroke

The act of being midway through a stroke.
Stroke referring to stroking the penis.
Steven: OMFG WTF ARE YOU DOING!!
Matt: OMG DUDE!
Steven: Put that away!
Matt: You caught me mid-stroke D:
by MIDSTROKEMATT August 21, 2011
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stroke it

Sean likes to stroke it in bed in front of a piture of his dad.
by Sean_is_a_basterd.net.com.org October 23, 2003
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Stroke the chicken

To try and persuade or provoke someone to do something when you know that they will definitely not do it because they are too scared.
Abseiling:

Brad - "Come on jack you can do it"
Jack - "I'm scared of heights!"
Brad - "Don't think, just do it"
Christina - "Don't stroke the chicken Brad"
by AbseilingMemories August 7, 2009
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