Refers to well attended affluent middle-age suburban swinger party often thrown in McMansions residing in gated communities when at it's conclusion will require a rented upholstery cleaner for the purpose of removing stains on a costly set of ostentatious sex furniture.
"Haha, I heard your parents went to that Swinghaven Stanley Steemer on Saturday."
"Jerry I have you on the schedule for 9:00 am Monday morning! We got us a Swinghaven Stanley Steemer over on Songbird Lane. Don't be late and don't forget to pack extra sanitizer!"
"Jerry I have you on the schedule for 9:00 am Monday morning! We got us a Swinghaven Stanley Steemer over on Songbird Lane. Don't be late and don't forget to pack extra sanitizer!"
by da Fonze December 3, 2023
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by Matthew Polgar's Europe Blog May 30, 2024
Get the Hamish Suckem Seecem mug.An absolute baddie that is consistently accused of slaying the runway. Has a super cute baddie girlfriend named hazel so paws off. is part time gay for the homies but is accepted for it. when asked what his favorite activities included, he stated: Talking to hazel, hanging out with hazel, and banging his homies. favorite foods: rizz ravioli, huzz hotdogs, and alpha apples. prefers apples to be skinned and cut into cubes. bonus points if cubes have hazels name tattooed onto them with permanent marker. Wishes to look like beyonce in a pink wig for his future career.
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I may indeed disapprove of "Flynt and Steele" style of literature, but it's all protected speech under da First Amendment, so I wouldn't actually "take a flint and steel" to said smutty publications.
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