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Ween Stalk

Slang for the shaft associated with the male genitalia.
“She calls me Jack and the Bean Stalk, sucking on my Ween Stalk..”
by UserKing004 September 12, 2018
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Stalking and harassment

Why does stalking and harassment bother me?
Hym "Because it's stalking and harassment and it's happening in the immediate. And there doesn't need to be a reason beyond that. My interpretation of events is the correct one. Rejecting my interpretation and then fabricating an alternative isn't convincing anyone and it isn't intended to or going to convince me. All it does is give dogshit people license to participate in the lie. Just like the 'don't mess with out kids' angle. Anyone who needs to hear it doesn't care and I don't care either. I'm not sorry. I'm never going to BE sorry. I'm going to continue to not be sorry right up until I inevitably drain one of your kids for you trying to do this to me. This is a blatant attempt to steal a technological innovation and the online obstructionists a trying to help them get away with it. It's nothing more that status preservation from people who cannot or will not affect the course of history.
by Hym Iam February 3, 2025
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Stalk-blocking

Making your social media accounts private so prospective dates can't creep on you, because hello – no one likes a creeper!
So we haven't even met in person but he already "liked" a bunch of photos deep on my Instagram, and that's when I knew I had to start stalk-blocking.
by Plenty of Fish November 10, 2020
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stalk dialing

1. The act of deliberating calling a person's phone number repeatidly in succession.

2. The disrespecting act of making a nuisance of one's self by continuously dialing a number. As if doing the same thing (dialing) over and over again, will produce a different result.
Why is Allie always stalk dialing people? lf they wanted to talk to her, they would!
by ConcernedInChesapeake November 7, 2011
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Gang Stalking

Counterterrorism codename for gangstalking really hyper game theory no touch torture figuring out how many s/ms cause with mobbing and mind control chess in you're OODA take pawn off board. Same programs different names. JTTF/partners spread false narratives "investigating" organizing mobbing/hate crime and tell everyone what to say and do and send ppl at you making tradecraft play to play you like a pawn. Tradecraft has to be secret to work so know play stupid. They have rules. Watch what you say - how you OODA, cant do something if say something, chess all planned out, put on a show for those who don't know, watch who you're talking to they could be an FBI informant, act friendly talk behind you're back, all team, awkward hold it in 10 seconds, hide all come at you same way probing reactions set up wrong one. Feds set up chess board telling everyone what say talking game switch things up on the chess board counter ie counterterrorism. Terrorism/corruption go together like strategy/tactics. Research the facts with covert terrorist operations ie conspiracy theories.
CIA and FBI trash and army of maggots are Gang Stalking.
by Devin Keymer January 30, 2025
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Hyper-stalk

/hīpər-stôk/ (v.)
Hyper-stalking is a sub-variety of regular stalking. Hyper-stalking goes beyond regular stalking. Hyper-stalking is what someone does when they believe their object of affection truly loves/likes them back, and can be seen as parasocial behaviour on steroids. Hyper-stalkers tend to believe what they're doing is okay and platonic/romantic, and that their 'love'/'friend' is somebody that knows and is okay with their behaviour.

Hyper-stalk, hyper-stalked, hyper-stalks, hyper-stalked.
A: "Dude, I was totally hyper-stalked by Edward!"
B: "No way!? What a total creep!"
by inluvwithacryptid October 10, 2025
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